August 17, 2015
The pendulum of children’s moods swings far and fast. A child can be completely content making up song lyrics and the next devastated and inconsolable because you drove past a McDonald’s without stopping.
My therapist reminds me the children’s job is to push and push and push. Testing boundaries is inherent in their nature. As a parent I am supposed to remain still and stern. A concrete wall which does not crumble. And yet.
My kids wear me down, can break my spirit and completely exasperate any sliver of energy. And yet.
They can also delight, entertain and surprise me with their incredible insight. I enjoy my children. When we laugh together I try to perpetuate it. Joy is laughing with a child. True joy is laughing with your children.
I lose my cool with the kids, more often than I would like. Since nobody enjoys losing one’s cool, no amount is pleasurable.
The other night, a mom who’s energy, enthusiasm and dedication to her children I admire told me I was an excellent mom. This is the same mother whose home I I have been trying to send my son for a sleepover to have a little break. What makes a mom excellent?
As with anything, there is always room for improvement. Perhaps wanting to improve as a parent is a sign of a good one. I began reflecting on what I do with my kids, and it is plenty. And yet. There is plenty I do not do. I am fortunate enough to create a balance where I am able to be with my children and still have an identity distinct from mother and wife which helps me appreciate my many roles. A happy mother is a good mother.
While my 6 and 8 year old were assembling Legos this evening, I asked how each would rate me on a scale of 1-10. My oldest nearly said 10 and while she was thinking about it, my son said 10. Then my daughter said about a billion.
July 17, 2015
My views on religion began in Sunday school and were fed to me. Over the years and through so many communities I now must decide how I will incorporate Judaism into my children’s lives.
I want temple to be something they enjoy and not begrudge attending, as I did. I was raised that Orthodox Judaism is the ideal and everything else was less than, a diluted version of the religion. It took Judith Plaskow a Jewish Feminist scholar to in a college seminar that many sects of the religion think differently. Piety is not everyone’s goal.
Judaism is unique in that it is as much a religion as it is a culture and identity. I want my children to embrace their identity and know their roots. Our ancestors were slaves. We were ridiculed, exiled and slaughtered for our beliefs. If not for the grace of G-d we too could endure this. We should learn what it is that our forefathers fought to observe.
It should be a blessing and a pleasure to remember our fortune and celebrate our heritage.
I hope my children can embrace this.
October 3, 2014
I hate wasting. It’s only recently that I stopped saving soap the scraps.
I’m trying not to eat my kids uneaten macaroni and cheese. It’s okay to throw this out.
It’s one of my indulgences; I am fortunate enough to not *need* to save a quarter glass of Tropicana.
Times are good. I recently splurged on a new pair of pajamas via NordstromRack.com. Why pay retail? Why leave home?
Thus, time to bid farewell to an older pair of sleepwear. Would someone, somewhere want a four year old pair of NordstromRack.com hand me downs? Perhaps the a village in Tibetan deconstruct the clothing to weave elaborate blankets sold by Richard Gere.
Is it insulting to offer them to my nanny?
One of the reasons I let the previous nanny go was because she did not receive hand me downs. My daughter has beautiful clothing she’s outgrown? I am involved in my community. Her predecessor smiled and thanked me for giving her that sliver of soap.
So I lump in a pile with my very mildly stained Diane Von Furstenburg sweater, a ratty jog bra and my kids underwear.
material could be recylced into blankets for
October 1, 2014
Women still earn less than men for the same job. A NY Times article highlights the pay disparity is not because women choose fields that pay less. Perhaps it is the expectation that women will leave the work force once they have a child and therefore it does not make economical sense to invest in them. Or as Sheryl Sandberg reminds us, women are less likely to negotiate as aggressively for raises and perks.
A graduate of a women’s college, I was taught that these differences should not exist nor be tolerated. In several of my business dealings, older male colleagues have patronized me. One restauranteur put his arm around me and reminded me that he has been in the business for over twenty years and he knows what he is doing. And yet the plumber tells me what he is doing is not sufficient given the tender age of the building and its plumbing equipment. I smile and nod, let out some comment that he will have to cope with the ramifications should the mechanics backfire because of neglect.
Is this what the owner, a man old enough to be my grandfather – or at least Great Uncle, needs to say to maintain his ego. My mom would say let it slide. The younger me would not; perhaps I’d equate his condescending tone with a polite tap on my ass or reference to an equally inappropriate irrelevant issue. The current me agrees with my mom. No need to engage in a fruitless contentious discussion. And the best revenge, I communicate directly with his son, the real owner of the business.
In these situations, I may let some comments slide, but I continue to stand my ground, channel my mom and be a strong business woman who is not intimidated by male colleagues. Amy Cuddy advises striking a power pose to fake it til you make it. And so I try. I pretend. And I refuse to be a statistic.
September 30, 2014
I just finished reading I’m Having So Much Fun Without You about a husband whose wife discovers he had been cheating for seven months.
Spoiler Alert: The mistress leaves to get married and his wife leaves him.
He does not so much regret the affair as he does his wife discovering it. Both he and the mistress loved engaging in this fantasy parallel life that does not involve taking out the garbage.
To have the fantasy is okay; to act on it and jeopardize everything is not worth it.
Since a recent surgery kept me barely mobile for two weeks and then tack on another week of healing, Hubby and I have been on a sexual hiatus. During this time he went to Los Angeles for two nights. If I’m aware how long it has been, my able bodied husband must be feeling the void.
What if, what if he went to Los Angeles and had sought physical satisfaction elsewhere? It would not mean anything, just that he was horny and he seized an opportunity. I would not want to know. I cannot imagine my husband doing it but if for some super stupid reason he was tempted with a brief escape, I do not think it would enhance our relationship in any way if I knew. It would only hurt both of us more.
A New York Magazine article I had read a decade ago mentioned a couple who stayed together after a dalliance and when they would fight, however many years later, the scorned partner would remind the other of the affair. It never goes away.
And how could one night, weekend, month of pleasure via a deceptive escape be worth the future of your family.
Personally, I’ll find other indulgences
January 27, 2014
I’m in a lot of pain.
My lower back is vulnerable to spasm in the lumbar region. The pain ranges from mild discomfort to extraordinary cannot-move agony.
My back can be good for months and even some years on end or flare up by doing the slightest movement in the wrong condition.
I could feel the most recent outbreak looming before the big spasm. Despite my efforts to prevent it, the spasm debilitated me for three days.
A recent X-ray did not show any abnormalities, for which I am grateful. My younger self may have been disappointed that there was no concrete problem to correct, but my wiser current self knows that disk trouble would only complicate. An MRI is scheduled for next week and if it is anything like the one from my back episode three years ago, it will reveal little if anything.
Apart from physical therapy, my doctor has little to recommend. I had been doing all of the exercises to strengthen my core and using caution when lifting. My husband noted that these spasms correspond to emotional anniversaries or upcoming stresses. With two parents recently gone and the normal stresses of a mother/wife/human – there are ample occasions to celebrate writhing on the floor in agony.
I am no longer in the extreme pain, but my back still does not feel great. Today my stomach is tightening and a wave of nausea lingers during normal activities that should not cause pain. I could return to the Dr who I once visited with great frequency to target the trigger points. I am optimistically trying Dr. Sarno’s book which exposes the mind – body connection. Tension Myositis Syndrome is the physical manifestation of back pain from mental obstacles. At least I think so. I can report after reading the book which should arrive this week. It feels so indulgent to take a nap, especially with my cleaning lady and nanny both working as my son takes a nap. High class problems! Real pain.
Amazon should deliver it tomorrow.
January 22, 2014
Before my first cell phone, a college graduation present, I had at most three telephone numbers. My private line in college had voicemail where I would record silly greeting each time trying to outdo myself. The succinct and efficient, “hello….No she’s is not here can I take a message” would catch veteran callers like my parents.
The second number was for my parents’ houses. My father did not have an answering machine and despite his desire for detailed and delivered messages he did not reciprocate. He might scribble something resembling a message that would lay by the phone for days without acknowledging the recipient. That left my mom’s house complete with an answering machine and a favorable chance of me receiving information of an actual call. As a result, family members could destroy more relationship attempts unconsciously than if they had attempted to an actual sabotage.
Unlike today when we can track contacts over Facebook, Linkedin, email and text, I would entertain the idea that someone did indeed could not figure out how to contact me. Nobody had warned me that he was just not into me.
The benefit of the anonymity meant that it was easier to give false numbers that would not be immediately verified. I’m sure the equivalent exists now, but as married mom I am not familiar with such brush-offs.
Through poor handwriting, I had discovered that my phone number resembled that of a local hotline. Dial my number except replace a scrawny “7” a “1” and reach Eddie, or Brenda at the Hamptons Transsexual Hotline. Twenty years ago this was even more taboo making adults and college kids snicker with amusement and so my sister and I discovered our false number.