Porn Virgins

With the recent financial armageddon and an upcoming licensing exam, my husband has been working late leaving me a lot of solo time.

I’ve been taking advantage of having the bed to myself by breaking out my trusty vibrator, not so much because I’m horny but because I can, and it’s efficient.

There’s very little tantalizing free programs on television to keep me stimulated. Most are of aged worn women and ugly tattooed men. There are a few college programs on demand but they lose their appeal as they attempt to have a plot. Although, I confess, when i was in college and the girls would sometimes watch porn together and giggle, we laughed at the ridiculous excuses passed off as plots. Turns out, when you are not watching with a group of porn virgins co-eds, a plot is not so important.

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4 Responses to Porn Virgins

  1. nakedanarchists says:

    Is there porn with a plot?
    Who knew?
    nakedanarchists.wordpress.com

  2. 1hpb says:

    yes. the less sex, the more story.
    sometimes they use the plot to justify a funky outfit.

  3. Shorty8971 says:

    It seems something good has actually come out of the recent financial Armageddon. Now if only the batteries hold out till Congress gets their act together!

  4. dadshouse says:

    This is funny. But as a divorced single dad who would love to have a woman in my be again, I hope your husband starts working less so you don’t need that vibrator. He doesn’t realize the trade he’s making.

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