Grandma Porn and other budget cuts

I remember some of my first porn experiences. There were a few girls in my dorm who would get together and watch porn on a small postage stamp sized television in college. I don’t think they so much wanted the other girls for the arousal purposes, but rather to mask any shame they may have had. And I imagine to have someone to share an uncomfortable laugh.

In college, I was home one Saturday night when Cinemax turned to Skinimax and there was a low budget soft core porn on that literally glossed over intercourse while maintaining a semblance of a plot. Something about a guy who ran a strip club pretending to be abducted by aliens so his wife would not suspect he had an affair, and she thinks he really was abducted, and then he is abducted. Very memorable.

I remember my old roommate showing me something that was literally a bunch of people messing around on a mattress on the floor without any sheets. Lovely.

Sometimes when I am home alone I will search for something on one of the free on-demand channels. There are certain things that should not be shown in HD, and porn is one of them. There was one show with a rather old woman who had blue veins running through her hands. the camera kept panning to show her playing with herself and I could not think of anything more unattractive. But perhaps because it is free, they have to save expenses and I am sure hiring a grandma helps.

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