I have tried to turn my husband on the following ways in the past week.
1. Sent a dirty text message while he was upstairs and I was outside.
2. Hid a g-string in his suit pocket.
3. Sent a dirty email while we were in different rooms and he was blackberrying away.
4. Seductively took off my clothes in front of the mirror while he was in bed.
5. Asked him about the porn-on-demand he has been watching, suggest watching one together.
I’m sure there was more, but once you get shot down on a regular basis by having every advance ignored, you stop keeping a tally.
Because we are so comfortable with each other, I feel confident talking dirty and trying to turn him on. And as comfortable as I am doing that, he is comfortable ignoring me. Lovely set up.
My sister cannot stand how horny her husband is.
It’s not that I even want the physical act of sex, it’s the foreplay and the anticipation and the flirting dance that I find so provocative and enticing.