Am I a MILF?

I cannot remember the last time a guy hit on me. I just can’t.

Sometimes I think a cute guy might be flirting with me, but when I am pushing around a bulky stroller with a small baby, I have to believe that he is just humoring me.

Even when I am not with baby, I wonder if a single man or even woman at this point finds me attractive enough to strike up a conversation. I can’t imagine the entire population of Manhattan is too shy to talk.

When I was pregnant my husband was so turned off by me because I looked “matronly”. Thanks babe. Just caring our love child for 75% of a year while you are out drinking scotch, going to concerts and asking me to be your designated driver.

I heard they make Pregnancy Porn. I haven’t seen one, but if they were done tactfully (as tactful as a soft core porn can be) i would have considered signing up. They would not even need to pay me. I would do it to feel sexy and get some attention.

I’m still yearning for someone to find me hot. Which some of my husband’s friends do, okay only one tells me. He is not my type. It’s still nice to hear. I’m after the attention, not the action.

I’m back in my old pre-pregnancy jeans. In fact, some of them are even too big on me. This could be because I wore them far enough into my pregnancy to stretch them, but they are still big on me. The pilates class at my gym is showing in my defined abs. Yeah!

Now hit on me! (In that non-sleazy flattering sort of way) I’m a great tease.

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5 Responses to Am I a MILF?

  1. dolanmama says:

    Did I write this and then forget? 🙂 My husband did not find pregnancy a turn on, either. I usually have all five of my kids trailing along behind me, so I know that’s not a real sign of availability. But, please, I’ll tip BIG if someone just pretends to notice that I’m back down to my fighting trim and trying to look pretty. I love to flirt–just humor me a little.

  2. 1hpb says:

    Five kids. I’m impressed. Your body is a wonderland. Wouldn’t it be great if someone mistook you for the nanny and not the mom?

  3. bbart76 says:

    If you would have asked me five years ago if I would have thought a pregnant women was hot, I would have laughed. Now, I find pregnancy a turn on. As long as the mom is good looking, pregnancy and kids do not detract.

  4. bob says:

    i am sure that you deserve to be hit on…….i wish i could right now……something stupid like…..how beautiful your eyes are……

  5. tpamilf says:

    You could always try amimilf.com, they have that whole put your pic up and get get hit on by younger guys thing going. it’s cute, and can be a bit of an ego boost. some of the, um ‘classless’ go nude, but other than that it’s a fun site

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